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A Long Way From Anything

A guy trying to find a home that never was.

I heard an interesting factoid today concerning the sororities on campus. You see, the sororities here do not have houses, they are all (all 4), located in a dorm building specifically devoted to them. The reason this exists is the result of a Carroll county law that states that any house containing more than 4 females that are unrelated is a brothel, and de facto all of the inhabitants therein prostitutes. I guess this confirms my long-time practice of calling them sorostitutes. (g)

This entry was posted on Monday, December 29, 2003 at 6:01 PM.

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