Interesting day today. I had a run in with my "first-kiss"... The girl that first kissed me... Wow. Well, at least the first girl I can remember. With my memory, there's no telling what could have happened before. I could have been partying with Wilt Chamberlain and not remember it. I would have had to have one hell of a fake ID though. She gave me her number and told me to call her. Jeez. What a strange world.
I find that I want to forget everything I did from the age of 18 down. I think there should be some sort of "minor's rights" thing where everyone has to forget every stupid thing I did before then. Because believe me, I did some stupid and pathetic shit. I mean damn, my parents should have locked me up or something. For my own good. I had no idea what I was doing interacting with society. Even today, I was caught off guard and made a fool out of myself. How is it that women have this power? To turn a guy who is pretty popular, an officer of several campus clubs, who has no problem with public speaking, and overall pretty decent into a blubbering idiot. Do they have secret "Women's classes" when they are little? Does their mom come in and tell them, "Ok honey, here's how to bypass a man's brain and go directly to his dick, thereby rending him a complete idiot and fool". Sheesh. I am a dork.
I find that I want to forget everything I did from the age of 18 down. I think there should be some sort of "minor's rights" thing where everyone has to forget every stupid thing I did before then. Because believe me, I did some stupid and pathetic shit. I mean damn, my parents should have locked me up or something. For my own good. I had no idea what I was doing interacting with society. Even today, I was caught off guard and made a fool out of myself. How is it that women have this power? To turn a guy who is pretty popular, an officer of several campus clubs, who has no problem with public speaking, and overall pretty decent into a blubbering idiot. Do they have secret "Women's classes" when they are little? Does their mom come in and tell them, "Ok honey, here's how to bypass a man's brain and go directly to his dick, thereby rending him a complete idiot and fool". Sheesh. I am a dork.
